The awareness of our own strength makes us modest. - Paul Cezanne

There is no such thing as "fun for the whole family." - Jerry Seinfeld

Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are. - Bertolt Brecht

In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri. - Douglas Adams

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers