The world is disgracefully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.
- Ronald Firbank
One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure.
- William Feather
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
- Bob Hope
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
- Jerome K. Jerome
There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
- Fred Hoyle
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
- W. C. Fields