Quotes

I must complain the cards are ill-shuffled, till I have a good hand.”
- Jonathan Swift

Give light, and the darkness will disappear of itself.
- Desiderius Erasmus

He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
- Douglas Adams

A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.
- Peter McArthur

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
- A. A. Milne

I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy.
- Richard Feynman